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I have no idea what I am anymore..
I play far too much Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

If I were to be anyone, I'd want to be Lauren Bacall.

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

pettyartist:

Gyarados is one of my least favorite pokemon to draw but I just couldn’t resist this idea.

pettyartist:

Gyarados is one of my least favorite pokemon to draw but I just couldn’t resist this idea.

rabbrakha:

clothes I wish I had.

Anjali Mahtani Couture Lenghas

gimmie ‘em all.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

micthemicrophone:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.

jacefrayed:

TMI AU: We Meet Again.

Tessa crept towards the room slowly as she could. She had heard Jace and his wife, Clarissa, were expecting their child soon. And so when she received a fire messaged from Jace, she had dashed towards the Institute.

"I can’t believe I can’t even name my own son!" Clary’s voice was a complain, responded by Jace’s soft laughter as he added, "We had a bet, I get to name our boy."

And when she entered, she was immediately introduced to Jace’s son. And a sudden feeling gripped in her chest. She had thought it was not possible.

Jem believes we are all reborn, that life is a wheel. We die, we turn, we are reborn as we deserve to be reborn, based on our doings in this world.

And she would know this soul anywhere, for it was her own.

"Tessa, this is our son." Jace said. But she had already called out his name in a whisper.

"His name is William, William Luke Herondale."

Will, she thought. We meet again.

nooneneedsfeminism:

askatotalstranger:

Friendly reminder that the term “delusional” is ableist  ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

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thatfunnyblog:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much